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A blog dedicated to the shallow end of the gene pool
Wrote about five different captions for this, but in the end I decided it speaks for itself better than I ever could.

Wrote about five different captions for this, but in the end I decided it speaks for itself better than I ever could.

(Source: emoparade)

A Zombie Romance

After a zombie becomes involved with the girlfriend of one of his victims, their romance sets in motion a sequence of events that might transform the entire lifeless world.


A new film to be released next year. Click the link for the IMDb page.

That’s a good point. She should get, you know, tested or something.

That’s a good point. She should get, you know, tested or something.

I feel my best when I’m happy.

—Winona Ryder

(Source: thesun.co.uk)

Oh, that’s cool, I wasn’t planning on sleeping again or anything.

Weekly Fiction Edition

The fiction:

Uncanny X-Men

The idiot:

Whoever thought ‘Hey, let’s call a character Maggott.’

First of all, his name is Maggott. That’s a bad start already. His power is, essentially, that he has two bio mechanical maggots that make up his digestive system. Hot. They can digest practically anything and then return to Maggott’s body to give him power, in what can only be a scene that’s uncomfortable for everyone to see. You know that kid in the playground who sat in the corner and ate bugs and sand and stuff, who no one wanted to play with? To me, Maggott is the X-Men equivalent. 

(Source: bamkapow.com)